Jealous love rival attack

Susan escaped alive last night when the captains parrot, Rico, decided to express his jealousy by, ouch, biting her face < 0 > Hoping she wont be scarred though Jamsie, who maintained his sang-froid, suggested it had the status of a duelling scar and should be encouraged. 

The house smells reassuringly of TCP.

Apero chez nous is never dull. Though it might be a Good Thing if it were.